Flippin' Idiots!!!!

So....where did i leave off? Thursday, my freind Rachel ( you know every Jewish girl has to have a freind with the name Rachel, it just comes with the territory) set up a little outing for another freind of ours for her birthday. All 10 of us got together and started the night out at Lucky Cheng's where the men are women and the women are women x 10. Miss Queenie(because i cant remember her name), the host, entertained with crude jokes and the only way an East Village Bar/ Resturaunt filled with drag queens can entertain, sang/lipsynched her diva heart out!! Later on there was a lap dance contest which included my birthday girl freind. The victim; a straight guy there with his girlfreind. The poor guy was just standing by the bar, drinking when Mis Queenie came over to him and gave him no choice but to participate. The girlfreind's face; not too happy. There were five contestant, four girls and one guy. And you know he was gay, with looks to match. they porceeded with the contest with my freind being first, and as they went on the more raunchier it got. Umberto, the gay contestant was last, he straddledd, he humped ( not really but u know wat i mean)he got dooowwn!!! Guess who won? Umberto, ofcourse!!! and the contestants were rewarded with shots of "pink pussies". After that entertaining event we went to get some birthday dinner at a morrocan place in the East Village. Guess who sat next to me all night? Sam!! We chilled we talked we laughed, it was cute. I realized that he has tendencies to get on my nerves though. This sux because every time i find a really good guy, i always find a way to sabatoge things. and then i cry about how shitty i get treated from other guys. Im such an Ass!!! Anyways, being that i went out on Thursday i missed the re-emergence of TheOc. So i caught up with it today. To my dismay i found out that i didnt miss much. Ryan trying to ruin a good thing by trying to runaway. Marissa crying about her life.Boohoo!!! Seth and Summer trying to be sneaky and trying to help their freinds. Don't get me wrong i love TheO.C. but after a while it starts to get kind of stale you knw! And where the hell is the fucking sister? Doesnt anyone want to knw what happened to the sister? i do! Supposedly Marissa has a sister, right? well if julie's in a dive motel and Marissa is staying at Summer's and Jimmy abandoned his family, again. where the hell is the stupid sister? Maybe she got abducted by aliens or better yet Jigsaw? or maybe she ran away like Kristin sister Hailey ( who wasnt there for her father's funeral??? wtf???) or maybe she was given up for adoption because they need to give Marissa all of the attention?? Yess thats it!!! My brain can finally rest!!! And since im blogging on entertainment
Heres more entertainment sleaze for your.....um....entertainment:
Ashlee Simpson gets drunk as a skunk and is headed for rehab!!!(perezhilton).
Just call it the Comeback!!! (junk-feud.) and for the other coke whore,
Mary Kate doesn't need no stinkin' books, shes got candy!!! (junk-feud.)
Nicole Richie eats something!!! Maybe!!! (socialitelife.) & (hollywoodrag.)
Enjoy!!!!