FETCH is like so Five Minutes ago!!!!

O.k. so i have this lingo thats all my own and its words that just float right off my mouth and into the ears of listeners who partake in using this lingo to their own vocabulary. And it is not intentional or for any reason to be "HIP", it just happens..... so in order for my fellow readers to partake in my lingo i will be sharing the words and i will be adding every time something else comes up
It is for the verbally lazy:
Smetty- the adjective of being smelly and sweaty
Sentence: When i walked into the club there was soo many people, it was really SMETTY in there.
Crattitude- The verb of having a CRAPPY ATTITUDE
Sentence: Take ur CRATTITUDE and get the hell out of here!!!
Spazed-The act of being spaced out and spazzy
Sentence: Wow, im really SPAZED right now!!!
KP'S- ok so this one i gotta give a little background in the jewish communities there are sects and theres the ultra religous ones who wear black hats(the works) and theres the modern orthadox (who just wear kippas or yamulkas) and theres the not religous ones at all ( who are just "Jewish by Name")
so KP'S are KIPPA HEADS, u knw who they are they go to ur local coffee shop on a date but just get coffee or tea or they swarm the Upper East Side. Basically theyr dressed normally but just have a Kippa on. this way if u want to talk about 'em, theyll never knw!!!!
Sentence: So i was at starbucks and i was about to get a couch when the KP(single) and his date took my seat.
Lunner- The noun of Lunch and Dinner. U knw when u ddnt eat lunch and its like4, 5 or 6 and u ddnt have dinner yet, yup thats Lunner because u knw ur gonna grab something to eat after that.
Sentence: Hey, i ddnt eat lunch yet and its too late now u want to go for some LUNNER.
SESH- the act of being in a session. Usually in a smoking session (ciggies, pot what have u) but it could work for a conversation sesh or an eating sesh or make-out sesh, watvr.
Sentence: Me, Casey, Brad and Evan were in a SESH when the KP walked in the room and wanted to freeload.

Now u can totally use it, but dnt go telling it to the wrong ears u knw wat i mean( wink wink)
Now go and spread it like wild fire and keep on the look out for more words.
Honestly it was really so if i use these in my blogs its so ur not lost w/ confusion on wat im talking about. So there!!!

OH MY FLIPPIN' A

Last night's Real World Reunion was a bowl and a half of sweet DRAMA!!! Those Austiners cant seem to keep their hate towards each other off air. I guess some people just get dramatic when theres cameras (cough nehamiah cough). I hate that C*cksucker. He pissed me off on the show, not so much the beginning but more like the last few episodes. Is it me or did anyone else find it very strange the way Wes came out and said that Johanna was his girlfreind. I mean why didn't he just say it str8 out. I mean he was like beating around the bush like "...oh my g/f doesnt like it when i talk to Wren..." hello y couldnt u say that my g/f Johanna!!! doesn't like it when i talk to Wren, Damn production probably told him to stretch it out, just like Danny and Melinda's engagment. She wasn't allowed to wear the ring because ppl would have gotten the hint, which by the way, the reunion was taped waaay before its air time because according to Melinda's myspace page (yea even the real worlders are myspacers) theyr already married. So for all u horny guys out there that thought they had a chance with Melinda (because she is one hotty)u dnt, not unless u want to get the living shits kicked out of u from Danny (because that Danny is one Jealous bitch).
In other news.....When i saw this--->popsugar<--- i was floored because he looks just soo damn hott.Who knew those Laguna Beach Kids (popsugar)had smoking sessions. Ok i did but i didnt think there was actual visual evidence of it. Wow that Stephen looks rape-worthy. I knw hes a two-timing douchebag but he is a HOTT two- timing douchebag. And Kristin is supposed to be hosting a show on UPN in January called Get the Party Started with the host from an entertainment show- i forget the name because frankly i dnt care.Its supposed to be like they throw a huge party for this person who totally deserves it, b/c of some sad reason like they cant afford it or they just dnt expect it or s/t like that. Sounds Lame but u knw im totally hitting UPN in January to watch.Speaking of UPN, i thought it was totally appropriate for Jayla to finally!!!! leave tonight on ANTM. Her picture was terrible and i don't knw y they where knocking Bre so much.She was first and was completely drowsy and she looked fabulous in her photos, not to mention she got all the Baliwood moves down pat!!!I think they were just trying to confuse the audience, i mean there was no competition between Jayla and Bre, it was soo clear who was going home, c'mon Tyra!!! Nice try!!! Dnt get me wrong though, i hate Bre i think shes totally conniving- well she kind of changed my mind when she made up with Nicole. I predict Bre is next up to go home and the bottom two r gonna be Nicole and Nik but hey u never knw, that tricky Tyra always has somethign up her sleeve. Check out fourfour for clip by clip recaps of the complete episode. If u cant wait for next Tuesday and u have a thing for sarcastic humor (like me).
Till Next Time the Soshe says
"Blow a Bitch on it!!!"
Translation: beats me!!!???

Shadowlands!!!

Qiuck (and i mean quick)Recap of this weekend. Saturday night i went with paullette to a party in the FlatIron District we met up with Sam and his freind there, then we all kind of lost each other. As i was standing outside i was talkign to a bunch of ppl then i re-met an old aqcaintance and we kind of hit it off (things r a little when ur older)and he took my #, do u think hes gonna use, naah i highly doubt it. I just love it when guys find it in themselves to ask a girl her # and never use it. Sunday afternoon went for brunch with Sam at Quantum Leap in Noho and went window shopping and checked out Guitars for him. I took my camera with me on Saturday night but realized after the fact that i ddnt put the battery in, i left it in the charger (yess, because im soo smart)so i left it with paullette and then forgot to take it back therefore not being able to take pics on sunday.

Disaster +1 Part II

Bare with me while i rant and take out my frustrations with my vulgarity and nonsensical words. Motherfuckin' cocksuckin fuckin piece of motherfuckin shit....
it was just a bad night, some parts were good over-all just bad.i try to b as open minded as possible but anger gets the best of me. Is it overzealousness or justice? is it right or is it wrong? Looking back at tonight, things could have gone better or they could have been worse, i just wish that at that moment in time things ddnt happen the way they did.And seizing the moment would have lead somewhere else which might in turn not have led me to be here, feeling the way im feeling right now. Im feeling hurt, upset,used and abused, angry, restless, uneasy, annoyed, fully conscience the list goes on... It doesn't matter what happened because it was petty. the only thing that does matter is that im feeling like things should have happened differently and they ddnt. Maybe im annoyed and frustrated because i want something and im stuck, in every aspect in life. Im just stuck in life. Not hot not cold not left not right not up not down not this or that u get the point. If that frustrates u then u could imagine how i feel. Im in a rut that i cant get out of. I want to make a step i do i really really do but i cant, it like im frozen my head and heart say 1 thing and my actions well the lack there of dnt do anything. I get sidetracked by momentary things that disguise themselves for that moment but they are based on lies so it ultimately leads me to blowouts of unhappiness. I tell myself it could be so much worse. Your life is not that bad but that doesnt settle it for me. It could def. be better, i tell myself. what i want is easy going stressless, nothing but good times, whatever it is just "easy lucky free". Its rediculous how my insecurities get the best of me and can just put a damper on my streak of unrealistic bliss. Someone said to me tonite in midst of conversation " Well ur just not that type of person that ppl just want to run and say 'Hiii', ur the person that ppl say hey wtas up and walk away to" if he only knew how true and how hurt i was. It something that ive noticed since high school. Its something that ive come to terms with but hearing it from him just made it real, not just somehting implanted in my insecure head. It sounds stupid, but its true, and im not the type to just be ok with it. Its one thing to come to terms with, its another to accept and understand. Ive done none of those things. The reason y this hurts so much is because, i hate not being liked, or not getting genuine reactions from people. Thats ultimately wat i want, just genuine reactions from genuine people. Is that so much to ask. This actually happened, i am not making this up: "Hey 'Soshe' wats up, wats going on..." " OMFG HEEYY (freind of Soshe)watttsss uuuppp i miss u when we hanging out bla bla bla" this happened 2 sec apart from each other. How blatant is that?? Its so transparent.
I'm just so raedy to move on with my life, move on with everything, Im ready for some change, i just need a boost.

New Playlists BITCHES!!!!!

Mixtape 2:

1.Augustana- Hotel Roosevelt
2.Idlewild- Love steals us from lonliness
3.Gatsby's American Dream-Were not Orphans
4.Minus the Bear- Thanks for the killer game of crisco twister
5.My Morning Jacket- Off the Record
6.Bright Eyes- Easy Lucky Free
7.Brendan Bensen- Cold Hands
8.Nightmare of You- Thumbelina
9.Gatsbys American Dream- The Badlands
10.The Big Bang Theory
11.The Grates- Sukkafish
12.Minus the Bear-Women we haven't met yet
13.Nightmare of You- I want to be buried in Your Backyard
14.Depeche Mode- Precious
15.Minus the Bear- Absinthe Party at the Fly Honey Warehouse
16. Minus the Bear- Hey wanna throw up? Get Me Naked
17.Gatsby's American Dream- A mind of Metal Wheels


Mixtape 3:
(yea i know im repeating songs but this is teh refined and updated original)

1.The Cloud Room- Hey Now Now
2.Kaiser Cheifs- I predict a Riot
3.Stellastarr- Sweet Trouble Soul
4.Morningwood- Jetsetter
5.Death from Above 1979- Little Girl
6.Ladytron- Discotraxx
7.Morningwood- Nth Degree
8.The Go!Team- Ladyflash
9.Ladytron- Playgirl
10.Louis XIV- Gd Killed the Queen
11.Toni Basil- Hey Mickey (yes, that
Hey Mickey)
12.Nena- 99 Red Balloons
13.Sons and Daughters- Dance Me In
14.The Arcade Fire- Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)
15.Gorillaz- Dirty Harry
16.Panic! at the Disco- It's time to Dance
17.Panic! at the Disco- The only difference between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage
18.The audition- Dance Dance Revolution


Download these now, I say!!!!

Life or Something Like It!!!!

I look at the world through a lens and realize the little things that we take for granted. Its those little things we see through a lens that make living this life worth living. It is the natural beauty and authenticity we fall in love with. It is the captured moment of pure bliss and unconventional normalcy. It is what is said at that moment in time with no words being vocalized. It is the story being told without anyone telling it. It is Truth.

Disaster + 2!!!!

So.... i had this really crazy episode on Wednesday night. My freind Barry had this crazy idea to treck out to a yellowcard show at the Stone Pony in Asbury Park NJ. Yess, thats right kiddies... i said Jersey. He asked me like a month previous to the show and i sed yea watvr but as the days neared the show i was so bummed about going b/c i dnt even like yellowcard(not anymore at least) i mean i think the only reason y i even considered it was b/c acceptance was opening but i wasnt that big of a fan either. I'm such an idiot. Anyways so we treck out to Jersey for this show and were chilln having fun the show was really great. The Pink Spiders and Acceptance opened.
The pink spiders were okay, they had more attitude than theyr actual music. Pretty cocky for a bunch of nobodies, (well uknown band). Maybe they thouhgt theyr attitude might make up for what they lack in.... music. Ha you thought i was gonna say in bed. Didnt u?? Anyways Acceptance pretty much rocked the house. They were really good, even though i dnt knw alot of their stuff they sounded great. The lead singer drenched in wat seemed like sweat but im hoping was water looked so yummy in his wet attire. Yumm!!! Yellowcard was just a ball of all-american good old pg13 fun!!! Yayy!!!






On the way back home getting onto the staten island expressway the car we drove in was dieing in the middle of the highway so we pull over to the shoulder and we tried getting someone to pullover and jump us (well not us, the car, duh!!)so after 20 minutes in the freezing cold rain we finally got somebody and he jumped the car and we started driving after 10 minutes we started having problems again so we pulled over once again and ended up trying to boost the car twice no luck, we ended up waiting for a tow truck for 2 hours in the freezing cold rain. It was torture. If everything were going well i could have probably been home so early instead i got home at 4 am. and i had to be up in a couple of hours. Goes without saying i def ddnt go to school that next day.
Because of the previous nights events i ended up staying home on thursday night and caught the o.c just in time for its lat 20 minutes b/c im an idiot and forgot to get the first part. Reunion afterwards was sooo good. We finally found out who frkn dies. Frkn Sam!!! I can rest easy knowing she was the one who died. I thought for sure it was the hollywood girl(cant rem her name) but then i saw her getting interrogated and at the end of the show the detective finally shows us that Sam died. Saturday night i went out with (my) sam and a couple of freinds. We went to dinner at this LES place called Basso Est.
<--That drink was so frkn good. Its like a mojito only made with strawberries. Yumm!!! One piece of breded Goat cheese on a mountain of lettuce. One piece!!! On the way to the bar we were going to after dinner to meet up with a bunch of ppl we saw this bakery that had this in their window.

Its a camel cake with choclate splattered on its back and a ciggie in its mouth and a Happy Birthday card on its stomach.Promoting Cigarettes are we? Nothing says love like telling your loved one to smoke their life into a cancerous death.
And i stumbled upon a randomly placed, in a sea of nonsesical, nonlegible grafitti was this genius work.



So we got to M Bar on the LES and after a couple of raunchy little numbers and a few beers we scedaddled outta there. We made a late night junk run ( now i know why i dnt eat pop tarts, especially not toasted, because they suck) and went home. On sunday i was in Union Sq. and i was supposed to meet up with my freind Danny, (A.K.A. Bukake A.K.A. Bandit)but we kept missing each others calls so we ended up not meeting and it was really just a chill day. It was kind of depressing because the weather sucked.
Till next time; The Soshe says "He who cannot see, should not know"
meaning: what you don't know, wont hurt you.

Rando Factos!!!

Ive been kind of beating around the bush for a while now about myweekdays, i dont really talk about them. I kind of avoid it like you would avoid getting hit by a train, you knw, but really they r just kind of boring. I just go to school and fill up the void with absolutely nothing therefore goes the explanation for my myspace page saying hobbies: slumming(amongst other things). But ive been looking for a job for a while now so thing have not been looking up, i was refrainign from sounding like a bum thats why i was avoiding it but yea thats my reality at this point. Can you say "DEPENDENT" it fucking sux. Theres nothing out there for me that im interested in.See my philosophy is like this u cant enjoy wat ur doing if you dont liek your job, so you gotta find s/t that best suits your personality so u can actually enjoy going to work in the a.m.. and being that i dont enjoy doing anything corporate because i aint no square just makes it so much harder and who knew that you needed soo many qualifications to be a fukn sales associate in a clothing store. What do u have to be a genius to figure out how to advise, fold and put away. I dont get it. And in the interviews everything is going well...right and you think omg they love me they def love me, ive got it in the bag, fuckn NOO. Not only do you not get the job you dont even get a fuckn call back. WTF???? Here you are talking about professionalism and polished and yada fuckn yada, n u cant call back n say i'm sorry your not wat were looking for because apparently u have to fit their criteria. and the funny thing is u go on craigslist like a week or two later and they have the another one of the same fuckn posting up, not good enough eh? i'll show u not good enough, when ill b styling for fuckn Rolling Stone. Fucking Bitches!!!!!! Now that i got that out of the way.... so .... Saturday night, me and my freind Paullette were heading out to a resturaunt in Williamsburg and had gotten a couple of invites to go to a party in the Flatiron District for my freinds bday. So me and Paullette ended up going to TacuTacu for dinner.



Its this Peruvian/Vietnamese Resturaunt. Dnt ask about the mix, i dnt get it but the food was really good and so frkn cheap too. Since were both veggies, and the menu ddnt really have anything that was vegan freindly, aside from the apps and salads, we decided to just get a bunch of apps and split that. We were so full, no main course for us, Thank you very much. Anyways we ended up meeting a freind of mine and her bro and his freinds and going to this party at happy valley. At first it kind of sucked because i didnt really want to be there but then we went upstairs and i was hanging out with Paullette's cousin who was also at the party with a huge entourage and we were hanging out and dancing and all that good stuff "Sober" after-party pics.......

Sunday afternoon, it was just very chill, i kind of did my own thing. I ended up in Union Square and went to the Virgin Mega Store there and checked out the new releases. Yes, I'm a freeloader!!! I checked out the new Depeche Mode album. Its like time never went by. It sounded exactly like it would have in the eighties. It was Great!!!! Later on i wound up in Washington Square to people watch because teh day was just absolutely gorgous i couldnt help myself. I caught a good seat facing the fountain and a view of "Fall".




As gorgous as it was that day u couldnt get away from the gloominess that is Winter. I was admiring the "foliage" when this strange old man started talking to this lady next to me and then he found out she was married when her husband came to her rescue so he moved on to me and then started up a conversation with me something about Bill Gates and donations and Africa and hunger, and that was my cue to get outta there. As i was walking away he found it in himself to ask for my number and i qoute "maybe i can get your number, i bet you got one of those cell phones, can i have ur cell phone number." Mind you he was prob between 60's- 70's and a little wacko. yea that was def ammusing.
On Monday was my mamma's bday so me n the fam went for our traditional b-day dinner in this little Italian Resturaunt close to home. Did the cake thing, did the cheer thing, did the family thing and thats the end of that!!!
Tuesday i was playing host to my cousin from out of town so we went downtown and shopped all day and then we split and i met up with Sam. We went for dinner at this sushi resturaunt in the Flatiron District. After dinner we went for a walk down through Bowery and took the train home together. I think i could have been a little more upbeat but i was too bombed and excruciatingly exhausted all the while still entertaining. dont ask me how i did it.

Flippin' Idiots!!!!

So....where did i leave off? Thursday, my freind Rachel ( you know every Jewish girl has to have a freind with the name Rachel, it just comes with the territory) set up a little outing for another freind of ours for her birthday. All 10 of us got together and started the night out at Lucky Cheng's where the men are women and the women are women x 10. Miss Queenie(because i cant remember her name), the host, entertained with crude jokes and the only way an East Village Bar/ Resturaunt filled with drag queens can entertain, sang/lipsynched her diva heart out!! Later on there was a lap dance contest which included my birthday girl freind. The victim; a straight guy there with his girlfreind. The poor guy was just standing by the bar, drinking when Mis Queenie came over to him and gave him no choice but to participate. The girlfreind's face; not too happy. There were five contestant, four girls and one guy. And you know he was gay, with looks to match. they porceeded with the contest with my freind being first, and as they went on the more raunchier it got. Umberto, the gay contestant was last, he straddledd, he humped ( not really but u know wat i mean)he got dooowwn!!! Guess who won? Umberto, ofcourse!!! and the contestants were rewarded with shots of "pink pussies". After that entertaining event we went to get some birthday dinner at a morrocan place in the East Village. Guess who sat next to me all night? Sam!! We chilled we talked we laughed, it was cute. I realized that he has tendencies to get on my nerves though. This sux because every time i find a really good guy, i always find a way to sabatoge things. and then i cry about how shitty i get treated from other guys. Im such an Ass!!! Anyways, being that i went out on Thursday i missed the re-emergence of TheOc. So i caught up with it today. To my dismay i found out that i didnt miss much. Ryan trying to ruin a good thing by trying to runaway. Marissa crying about her life.Boohoo!!! Seth and Summer trying to be sneaky and trying to help their freinds. Don't get me wrong i love TheO.C. but after a while it starts to get kind of stale you knw! And where the hell is the fucking sister? Doesnt anyone want to knw what happened to the sister? i do! Supposedly Marissa has a sister, right? well if julie's in a dive motel and Marissa is staying at Summer's and Jimmy abandoned his family, again. where the hell is the stupid sister? Maybe she got abducted by aliens or better yet Jigsaw? or maybe she ran away like Kristin sister Hailey ( who wasnt there for her father's funeral??? wtf???) or maybe she was given up for adoption because they need to give Marissa all of the attention?? Yess thats it!!! My brain can finally rest!!! And since im blogging on entertainment
Heres more entertainment sleaze for your.....um....entertainment:
Ashlee Simpson gets drunk as a skunk and is headed for rehab!!!(perezhilton).
Just call it the Comeback!!! (junk-feud.) and for the other coke whore,
Mary Kate doesn't need no stinkin' books, shes got candy!!! (junk-feud.)
Nicole Richie eats something!!! Maybe!!! (socialitelife.) & (hollywoodrag.)
Enjoy!!!!

(I know the pictures are a little cruddy but thats the best i could have done with a height of 5''5 and 3 of the tallest motherf*ckers in the room right infront of us)
The Party continued with gbh's After Party for the 'Team' at Guest House, which i couldnt make due to unfortunate circumstance i cant share with, although wish i could have. In any event 'Hump Day' is over and looking forward to another "great" weekend filled with nothings.

I like Your sleeves, Theyr Real Big!!!!

Hey so ive been out of the loop for a bit. Quick update:
Its been a real chill week so far. Monday night stayed in to watch Laguna Beach, which by the way is so juicy because Jason is a scumbag.Does he think that he could get away with that shit. Not once not twice but three fuckn time holy cow! man u remind me of my exes. Hes not even that hott anyway! Jessica deserved everythign LC dished out and then some. Anyways back to my little reality series; Tuesday night met up with Jon, a freind of mine that have spoken to or hung out with in like 3 months. Wow time flies! so we met up went for some dinner at Cofee Shop on Union Sq. (enter Homer Simpson:Mmmm Veggie Cheeseburger yummm)and went over to the Virgin Megastore to check out the Vinyl section for his collection. Finally found the perfect french (bistro-esque)poster that ive been looking for.
Tonight i met up with my freind Sarah, went to get some grub
New York pizza, Nothing quite like it!!! Those things should come with their own zip code theyr that huge. Later we went to The Go! Team show at Webster Hall, it was hellava show!!!
Opening act The Grates were....um... Great!!! The lead singer was soo cute from her Hot Pink tights to her quircky dance moves made the set a whole of a lot better. Def gotta watch out for them. Second act Airborne Audio should have been airborne and jetted off the stage. How could i put this they were "clash of the Titans". Theyr sound was clash-y and just in general not good. Well at least not to my liking. The Go! Team was awesome, u just felt the energy from the bubbly lead singer to the Cute little asian girl playing the guitar, omg i luv her she was so cute!!! To the 3 little dancers in matching track suits who supplied back up vox and gymnastics onstage. They even got the downtown scenesters to shake their tailfeathers, yup even the guys!!!